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January 5, 2012

Women Are A Complete Mystery


“The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world’s best known scientists is — women.

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When New Scientist magazine asked “Brief History of Time” author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: “Women. They are a complete mystery.'”

Full Article Here: http://news.yahoo.com/women-mystery-british-physicist-hawking-135814776.html

Are you freaking kidding me??? Women are a complete mystery??? I beg to differ. Don’t get me wrong, Stephen Hawking is an absolutely brilliant theoretical physicist and cosmologist, but he is pretty stupid for thinking that women are a mystery. For a man who can calculate the complexities of the Universe along with String Theory and M-Theory, it seems that he could still use a tip or two in the female psyche department. All of the women I know are pretty simple to understand. All that you, as men have to do is open your damn ears and listen to what we say. It really isn’t that complicated.

LEARN WHEN TO TALK AND WHEN TO LISTEN:

Women have this very strong need to be able to talk about the things that go through their minds. We are inquisitive, curious creatures who tend to over analyze the tiniest thing imaginable. We talk. About everything. Our hopes, our dreams, our futures, our stresses, our fears, our problems… we just talk. Yeah, it may drive you nuts, but half the time we aren’t asking men to fix the issue… we simply just want someone to talk to about things. Anything, really.

A friend of mine was particularly in tune with women and he told me that it is the male instinct to fix things. When women start to talk to men about things, they often don’t know if we want their help to fix an issue or if they should just listen. 90% of the time, women just want you to listen. But if you aren’t sure, ASK US! We have no problems telling you that we’re just using you as a sounding board, or if we really want help with something.

REALIZE THAT WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL CREATURES

Ok… Realize that it is not our fault that we were created with a ridiculous amount of hormones that rage through our body and cause emotional flare ups when our uterus is squeezing, contracting and secreting blood from our vagina, so that we can one day rear your children. Trust us, if we could change this, most of us would. I don’t know a single woman out there that enjoys being moody or overly sensitive or emotional (especially around that time of the month). Just roll with the punches… it usually only lasts about a week anyways… unless she’s crazy, that is.

WHAT WOMEN WANT FROM MEN
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All women want the same fundamental things from men (you can check out the blog I did earlier pertaining to this: “We Asked Ten Women… They Answered“).

Most women agreed that things such as honesty, loyalty, communication, love, respect, and faithfulness were amongst their top ranking priorities.

Hmmm. Imagine that. We don’t care if you have an amazing house, or a nice car, or a million dollars, or look like Brad Pitt. We care that you will be able to fulfill our basic desires to be protected, and have emotional and physical stability. We want to be loved. We want to feel safe. We want to feel needed. Is that such a hard concept to wrap your brain around?

See? Women aren’t that difficult to decipher. For the most part, we try to tell you in plain English what it is that we want/need. It’s not our fault that men fail to listen to us. Although, in the defense of men everywhere, sometimes I can understand why you don’t listen to us all the time.

But seriously, if you agree with Hawking and think that “women are a complete mystery”, why don’t you try sitting down with a girl and asking her some of the things you just can’t seem to figure out about us. We would be more than willing to talk to you about it – You just have to be willing to listen and accept the things we have to say.

If you guys out there have any remaining questions that you feel the above content did not address or answer, feel free to make this an open topic Q&A Blog. I’ll do my best to provide unbiased insight into a woman’s mind.

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